Polygraph test in Ventura
Before you have a polygraph done in Ventura County,
read the seven 'Ventura polygraph secrets' below!
2024: 37 years!
Call 818 883-6969 to discuss a
polygraph test in Ventura County
or in a nearby county
You will find that some Ventura polygraph examiners
do NOT want you to know these facts listed down below.
Know these 7 secrets below before you get a Thousand Oaks
polygraph, a Moorpark polygraph, or an Oxnard polygraph!
Read about the best-known
polygraph examiner in the world:
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Some Ventura polygraph examiners will even be mad
about you knowing these below and will lie to you.
1. "How do I know how much is a fair price for a polygraph?"
or 
or 
?
Polygraph examiners all do the same thing.
1) They all help you to develop 3 or 4
questions that are important to you.
2) They all do three complete charts on the examinee.
3) They all watch for microscopic changes to four points of the body.
4. They all compare those changes from question to question.
5. They (almost) all use computerized polygraph equipment,
which makes the polygraph very easy to to and quick to score.
Secretly, some examiners banded together to agree to all never charge
less than $300 for an exam, and to secretly attack any examiners who
charge less than the agreed amount. That is 'price-fixing', which is illegal.
Of course, examiners can charge anything they want to.
Some Ventura polygraph examiners feel that $200 for an hour's work is good money.
Some Ventura polygraph examiners want $400 for the exact same work. Some even more.
(You're right-- 
you've seen us!)
Ventura-Polygraph.com charges under $150 for what most examiners charge far more!
Simple requirements to recieve this low-price testing IN Ventura County,
You can do the math:
The most polygraph experience + the best polygraph price = the best polygraph choice.
An office is within an hour
of you, seven days a week.
Test with an examiner
with more than 37 years
of polygraph experience:
TV's 'Lie Detector Guy'!
2. "How long will testing my spouse really take?"
or 
?
Some Ventura polygraph examiners will tell you:
"A polygraph exam will take up to two hours."
The real truth:
No matter which examiner you go to,
the person being polygraphed
will be ON THE POLYGRAPH for
only THREE 5-MINUTE PERIODS.
The rest of the time: is just talk.
Most examiners do not want you to know this.
They feel you will be shocked by their price if you knew that
the
actual polygraphing (when your arm is being squeezed
by a
blood-pressure cuff) time is actually so short.
Using the old-style polygraph instruments took longer, having to
continually adjust paper, fix ink problems, and constant writing
notes on the paper. Not needed on modern computer polygraphs.
And most of the rest of the time, the 'talk time',
is to help you
write what 3 or 4 questions you want asked.
A good examiner will instead have you think about, and write down, your questions
before
you come in, and will help make them 'polygraph-perfect' when you arrive.
Ventura-Polygraph.com will take no more than an hour for your relationship polygraph
exam if you write your four questions down before you come in.
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3. "How do I know if the examiner has any real experience?"
or 
?
Ask, and some Ventura polygraph examiners will tell you:
"I have 10 years of polygraph experience."
The real truth:
Most are lying to you.
Many that say they have 5, 10, or more years of experience really
only did one or two exams a week (or month!) during that time.
All they did was own polygraph equipment that long.
To a real examiner, that is only ONE year of experience,
s-p-r-e-a-d out over those 5 or 10 years!
The school attended: doesn't matter.
Associations and clubs a member of: doesn't matter.
Only EXPERIENCE matters.
We have more than 37 years experience.
Ventura-Polygraph.com has done more than 13,000 exams over the past 37 years.
4. "Where will the test be done?"
or 
or 
?
At an office, out of a car trunk, or in their house: where does your examiner really work?
Some Ventura polygraph examiners will tell you:
"I have an office, but let's test you at your home."
The real truth:
More than half you will talk to do not really have an office.
Some will slip a buddy a few dollars to use their buddy's office when needed.
Some use a day-room at a motel as their occasional office.
Some examiners, very unprofessionally, have you come into their home.
All polygraph training says Do Not Do it at a home.
Testing at an examiner's home is sleazy and unprofessional.
BOTTOM line: no office = a part-timer to stay away from.
Ventura-Polygraph.com has real offices, available 7 days and 7 nights.
5. "What are other lies that some
Ventura
polygraph examiners tell?"
or 
?
Some Ventura polygraph examiners will tell you:
"I'm really so busy with polygraphs that I can't test you til next week."
The real truth:
Try not to laugh out loud when you hear that garbage.
In this weak economy, most Ventura polygraph examiners are almost without work.
Here's the real secret:
If they can't get to you for a few days,
it's really because they HAVE A JOB, not polygraphs.
They are not swamped with polygraph work,
and polygraph is just a part-time business for them,
trying to make some extra cash, like a hobby.
Most examiners are just part-timers, only doing occasional
polygraphs
around their main businesses. If they claim to be a
private
investigator
or some other career, there's your clue that
they likely don't
have a
lot of polygraph experience each month
(but they will tell you that they do!).
Many are retired and have good pensions paying their monthly bills,
so they will only do polygraphs if they find someone to pay a giant price.
Ventura-Polygraph.com has appointments available 7 days and 7 nights.
818 883-6969
Polygraph testing is all we do, so we are always available and affordable.
6. "Why does that one examiner gossip and bad-mouth competitors?"
Some part-timeVentura polygraph examiners will tell you:
"Stay away from this or that examiner-- he is bad, I am good."
The real truth:
A polygraph client should immediately hang up
when an examiner bad-mouths their competitors.
Polygraph is a business, and
badmouthing is not good business.
Some Ventura polygraph examiners ARE KNOWN for making
fake Internet negative comments about their competitors--
and ARE KNOWN for writing fake Internet positive comments about themselves!
And you'll see that they only badmouth those
that are known to have a lower price!
The good examiners focus on their own good points instead of gossipping.
Many examiners 'think' they are the best.
Maybe they are. But, it is the computer that
really does the hard work nowadays!
Many examiners are 'screaming mad'
that we share all these secrets with you.
They shouldn't-- it helps the polygraph client.
Ventura-Polygraph.com does the most exams: we have many websites,
decades of experience, and the best price.
818 883-6969
And we will never bad-mouth a competitor.
7. "How many pages is the report that is included free?"
Some Ventura polygraph examiners will tell you:
"Sure, a written report is included in that price".
The real truth:
When you are taking the test to prove something to another
person, then the report is the most important part.
Some examiners charge an extra $100 for a written report.
Some tell you that a report is included,
but then you get a one-paragraph summary report
that also says 'If you want a longer report, send $100'!
Some, sadly, write a one-or-two-page 'report' that looks like a 10-year-old wrote it.
If the report doesn't impress you, it's not going to impress your person.
If a report will be needed, ask to see a sample report before you test.
If your person didn't get to watch your test and results,
Ventura-Polygraph.com can include a professional 4-page report at no extra charge.
We are thanked every day for sharing these secrets.
Ventura polygraph, Thousand Oaks polygraph, Oxnard polygraph,
Moorpark polygraph, Newbury Park polygraph, Simi Valley polygraph
Tests in Ventura County at this low price
if scheduled and paid 3 days in advance!
Also see the $99 special mentioned way above!
818 883-6969 for Ventura Polygraph tests under $150!
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or ?"I have 10 years of polygraph experience."
The real truth:
Most are lying to you.
Many that say they have 5, 10, or more years of experience really
only did one or two exams a week (or month!) during that time.
All they did was own polygraph equipment that long.
To a real examiner, that is only ONE year of experience,
s-p-r-e-a-d out over those 5 or 10 years!
The school attended: doesn't matter.
Associations and clubs a member of: doesn't matter.
Only EXPERIENCE matters.
We have more than 37 years experience.
Ventura-Polygraph.com has done more than 13,000 exams over the past 37 years.
4. "Where will the test be done?"
or or ?At an office, out of a car trunk, or in their house: where does your examiner really work?
Some Ventura polygraph examiners will tell you:
"I have an office, but let's test you at your home."
The real truth:
More than half you will talk to do not really have an office.
Some will slip a buddy a few dollars to use their buddy's office when needed.
Some use a day-room at a motel as their occasional office.
Some examiners, very unprofessionally, have you come into their home.
All polygraph training says Do Not Do it at a home.
Testing at an examiner's home is sleazy and unprofessional.
BOTTOM line: no office = a part-timer to stay away from.
Ventura-Polygraph.com has real offices, available 7 days and 7 nights.
5. "What are other lies that some
Ventura
polygraph examiners tell?"
or ?Some Ventura polygraph examiners will tell you:
"I'm really so busy with polygraphs that I can't test you til next week."
The real truth:
Try not to laugh out loud when you hear that garbage.
In this weak economy, most Ventura polygraph examiners are almost without work.
Here's the real secret:
If they can't get to you for a few days,
it's really because they HAVE A JOB, not polygraphs.
They are not swamped with polygraph work,
and polygraph is just a part-time business for them,
trying to make some extra cash, like a hobby.
Most examiners are just part-timers, only doing occasional
polygraphs around their main businesses. If they claim to be a
private investigator or some other career, there's your clue that
they likely don't have a lot of polygraph experience each month
(but they will tell you that they do!).
Many are retired and have good pensions paying their monthly bills,
so they will only do polygraphs if they find someone to pay a giant price.
Ventura-Polygraph.com has appointments available 7 days and 7 nights.
818 883-6969
Polygraph testing is all we do, so we are always available and affordable.